Kid Quotes

There are three ways to get something done; do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it.

Mona Crane

Kids, just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening.

Homer Simpson

We are the only animals that let our kids come back home.

Bill Cosby

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Homer Simpson

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson.

Bart Simpson

Kid Quotes

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