Lawyer quotes

15 quotes about lawyers


The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk.

Patrick Murray       
Will Rogers
The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

Will Rogers       
There are three reasons why lawyers are replacing rats as laboratory research animals. One is that they are plentiful, another is that lab assistants don't get so attached to them and the third is that they will do things that you just can't get rats to do.

Blanche Knott       
Lawyers, I suppose, were children once.

Charles Lamb       
Will Rogers
Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

Will Rogers       
I don't know as I want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire him to tell me how to do what I want to do.

J. P. Morgan       

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