Lie quotes

99 quotes about lies


I wish the world was a fly and I'm a giant rolled up newspaper.

Al Bundy       
Mark Twain
Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement.

Mark Twain       
Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?

Bob Monkhouse       
Ilie Nastase©
I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.

Ilie Nastase       
Galileo Galilei
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason and intellect has intended us to forget their use.

Galileo Galilei       
Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach
Those whom we support hold us up in life.

Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach       

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