| A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
Robert Frost, *26-Mar-1874, † 29-Jan-1963 US poet and 4-time winner of the Pulitzer Prize |  |
| A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Bob Hope, *29-May-1903, † 27-July-2003 Engl. actor and comedian |  |
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