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62 quotes about men


Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.

Diana Jordan       
Mark Twain
Of all the animals, man is the only one that lies.

Mark Twain       
Mark Twain
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

Mark Twain       
Man is the only creature that seems to have the time and energy to pump all his sewage out to sea, and then go swimming in it.

Miles Kington       
Mark Twain
Man is the only Animal that blushes. Or needs to.

Mark Twain       
A man's got to know his limitations.

Dirty Harry       

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