Man Quotes

62 quotes about men

Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.

Of all the animals, man is the only one that lies.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

Man is the only Animal that blushes. Or needs to.

A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.

Experience is not what happens to a man; it is what a man does with what happens to him.