Man Quotes

62 quotes about men

Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

Of all the animals, man is the only one that lies.

Man is the only creature that seems to have the time and energy to pump all his sewage out to sea, and then go swimming in it.

Man is the only Animal that blushes. Or needs to.

A man's got to know his limitations.

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