Man Quotes

62 quotes about men

Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.

Of all the animals, man is the only one that lies.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

Man is the only Animal that blushes. Or needs to.

Man is the only creature that seems to have the time and energy to pump all his sewage out to sea, and then go swimming in it.

Experience is not what happens to a man; it is what a man does with what happens to him.

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