Man Quotes

62 quotes about men

A woman knows she's wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it off.

Brave men are all vertebrates; they have their softness on the surface and their toughness in the middle.

An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

A successful man is one who can earn more money than his wife can possibly spend. A successful woman is one who can find that man.

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