Quotes - Mark Twain


 


Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.


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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.

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It is by the fortune of God that, in this country, we have three benefits: freedom of speech, freedom of thought, and the wisdom never to use either.

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Of all the animals, man is the only one that lies.


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