Mark Twain Quotes (3)

A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.

Mark Twain

There are laws to protect the freedom of the press's speech, but none that are worth anything to protect the people from the press.

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Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of congress. But I repeat myself.

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What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light.

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The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.

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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

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Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement.

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Only one thing, is impossible for god: to find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.

Mark Twain

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