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37 quotes by Mark Twain

Better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

Of all the animals, man is the only one that lies.

It is by the fortune of God that, in this country, we have three benefits: freedom of speech, freedom of thought, and the wisdom never to use either.

What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light.

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

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