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Mark Twain
When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.

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Mark Twain
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

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Mark Twain
Better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.

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Mark Twain
Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement.

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Mark Twain
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

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