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37 quotes by Mark Twain

Better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

It is by the fortune of God that, in this country, we have three benefits: freedom of speech, freedom of thought, and the wisdom never to use either.

What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light.

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.