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Mark Twain
Of all the animals, man is the only one that lies.

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Mark Twain
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

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Mark Twain
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

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Mark Twain
What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.

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Mark Twain
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

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Mark Twain
Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement.

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