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Mark Twain
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

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Mark Twain
What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.

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Mark Twain
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

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Mark Twain
October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks. Other dangerous months are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.

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Mark Twain
Man is the only Animal that blushes. Or needs to.

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Mark Twain
Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement.

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