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Mark Twain
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

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Mark Twain
What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.

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Mark Twain
Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

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Mark Twain
October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks. Other dangerous months are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.

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Mark Twain
What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light.

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Mark Twain
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

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