Marriage quotes

56 quotes about marriages


Clint Eastwood©
There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.

Clint Eastwood       
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Rita Rudner       
It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.

Spike Milligan       
Joey Adams
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

Joey Adams       
Ambrose Bierce
Marriage: The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two.

Ambrose Bierce       
Albert Einstein
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed.

Albert Einstein       

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