Marriage quotes

56 quotes about marriages


Oscar Wilde
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

Oscar Wilde       
Joey Adams
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

Joey Adams       
I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then it was too late.

Max Kaufman       
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

Henny Youngman       
Ambrose Bierce
Wedding: A ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing, and nothing undertakes to become supportable.

Ambrose Bierce       
Peg, you can stab me with knives, you can beat me with clubs, you can make me open my eyes when we're having sex but there's no way on earth you can make me get a second job.

Al Bundy       

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