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Joey Adams
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

Joey Adams       
I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then it was too late.

Max Kaufman       
Oscar Wilde
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

Oscar Wilde       
Ambrose Bierce
Wedding: A ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing, and nothing undertakes to become supportable.

Ambrose Bierce       
I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.

Marie Corelli       
A successful man is one who can earn more money than his wife can possibly spend. A successful woman is one who can find that man.

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