Marriage quotes

56 quotes about marriages


A successful man is one who can earn more money than his wife can possibly spend. A successful woman is one who can find that man.

Agatha Christie
Every woman should marry an archaeologist because she grows increasingly attractive to him as she grows increasingly to resemble a ruin.

Agatha Christie       
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

Jackie Mason       
You hate to see me eat, don't you, Peg?

Al Bundy       
I'm jealous of every man not married to you.

Al Bundy       
Ilie Nastase©
I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.

Ilie Nastase       

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