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Peg, you can stab me with knives, you can beat me with clubs, you can make me open my eyes when we're having sex but there's no way on earth you can make me get a second job.

Al Bundy       
Agatha Christie
Every woman should marry an archaeologist because she grows increasingly attractive to him as she grows increasingly to resemble a ruin.

Agatha Christie       
You hate to see me eat, don't you, Peg?

Al Bundy       
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

Jackie Mason       
I'm jealous of every man not married to you.

Al Bundy       
Ilie Nastase©
I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.

Ilie Nastase       



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