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Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.

Homer Simpson       
Sharon Stone©
Woman might be able to fake orgasms. But man can fake whole relationships.

Sharon Stone       
Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.

Diana Jordan       
Mark Twain
What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light.

Mark Twain       
Oh, Lord, if I ever meant anything to you, please let me fall asleep before she thinks of sex.

Al Bundy       
Warren Beatty©
All we need is a voluntary, free-spirited, open-ended program of procreative racial deconstruction. Everybody just keep fuckin' everybody 'til they're all the same color.

Warren Beatty       



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