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Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.

Homer Simpson       
Pierre Elliott Trudeau©
The state has no business in the bedrooms of the nation.

Pierre Elliott Trudeau       
Sharon Stone©
Woman might be able to fake orgasms. But man can fake whole relationships.

Sharon Stone       
Oh, Lord, if I ever meant anything to you, please let me fall asleep before she thinks of sex.

Al Bundy       
Warren Beatty©
All we need is a voluntary, free-spirited, open-ended program of procreative racial deconstruction. Everybody just keep fuckin' everybody 'til they're all the same color.

Warren Beatty       
Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.

Diana Jordan       



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