Marriage quotes

56 quotes about marriages


Please, Peg, if you have any feelings for me, don't make me make love to you.

Al Bundy       
Ambrose Bierce
You are not permitted to kill a woman who has wronged you, but nothing forbids you to reflect that she is growing older every minute. You are avenged 1440 times a day.

Ambrose Bierce       
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon playing golf.

Henry Aaron       
Jack Nicholson©
How do you write woman so well? I think of a man and I take away reason and accountability.

Jack Nicholson       
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Henny Youngman       
Ambrose Bierce
Friendship: A ship big enough to carry two in fair weather, but only one in foul.

Ambrose Bierce       

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