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Mahatma Gandhi
My life is my message.

Mahatma Gandhi       
I am desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

Dave Edison       
Awards are not as important to me as when I meet a 10-year-old kid who says, "I love Captain Jack Sparrow!"

Johnny Depp       
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Billy Crystal       
If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?

Steven Wright       
Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.

Diana Jordan       

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