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Awards are not as important to me as when I meet a 10-year-old kid who says, "I love Captain Jack Sparrow!"

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?

Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.