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Love was a dirty trick played on us to achieve the continuation of the species.

Some age, others mature.

A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is something everybody believes, except the person who made it.

If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

I love Thanksgiving turkey ... it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.

One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do what he was afraid he couldn't do.