Media Quotes

8 quotes about media

There are laws to protect the freedom of the press's speech, but none that are worth anything to protect the people from the press.

I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called 'brightness', but it doesn't work.

USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.

History: An account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers mostly knaves, and soldiers mostly fools.

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.