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My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.



Walter Matthau, *01-Oct-1920, † 01-July-2000
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US movie actor
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they are in August.


Ronnie Shakes
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A grave is a place where the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student.

Ambrose Bierce
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Ambrose Bierce


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