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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

Day: A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent.

Liar: A lawyer with a roving commission.

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