Quotes - Money


 


A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of.


Jane Austen
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Jane Austen
In an ugly and unhappy world the richest man can purchase nothing but ugliness and unhappiness.

George Bernard Shaw
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George Bernard Shaw
Parents should be given only a modest and sensible allowance. And they should be encouraged to save up for things. This builds character. It also helps pay for the funeral.

P. J. O'Rourke
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P. J. O'Rourke
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Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year.

P. J. O'Rourke
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P. J. O'Rourke
A cap of good acid costs five dollars and for that you can hear the Universal Symphony with God singing solo and Holy Ghost on drums.

Hunter S. Thompson
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Hunter S. Thompson
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Most men love money and security more, and creation and construction less, as they get older.

John Maynard Keynes
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What is robbing a bank compared with founding a bank?


Bertolt Brecht
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Bertolt Brecht
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Bureaucratic time, which is slower than geologic time but more expensive than time spent with Madame Claude's girls in Paris.

P. J. O'Rourke
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P. J. O'Rourke


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