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Milwaukee, That's the town they built around your mother isn't it, Peg?

Al Bundy       
Bart, a woman is like a beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!

Homer Simpson       
Ken Dodd
Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.

Ken Dodd       
When you cook it should be an act of love. To put a frozen bag in the microwave for your child is an act of hate.

Raymond Blanc       
It's better to be wanted for murder than not to be wanted at all.

Marty Winch       
I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.

Emo Philips       



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