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13 quotes about mothers
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Milwaukee
, That's the
town
they
built
around your mother isn't it, Peg?
Al Bundy
8
Bart, a
woman
is like a
beer
. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
Homer Simpson
7
Honolulu
- it's got everything.
Sand
for the
children
,
sun
for the
wife
,
sharks
for the wife's mother.
Ken Dodd
2
It's
better
to be
wanted
for
murder
than not to be wanted at all.
Marty Winch
3
When you
cook
it should be an act of
love
. To put a frozen bag in the
microwave
for your
child
is an act of
hate
.
Raymond Blanc
5
I once heard two
ladies
going on and on about the
pains
of
childbirth
and how
men
don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a
zipper
.
Emo Philips
1
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