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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.

Eric Morecambe

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Mark Twain

Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy.

Spike Milligan

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

Napoleon

I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.

Albert Einstein

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My - 116 quotes