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Winston Churchill
Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy, and the lash.

Winston Churchill       
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.

Roseanne       
Ilie Nastase©
I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.

Ilie Nastase       
In times of rapid change, experience could be your worst enemy.

Jean Paul Getty       
Mark Twain
What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.

Mark Twain       
George Bernard Shaw
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world.

George Bernard Shaw       




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