Quotes - Nights


 


I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.



Rodney Dangerfield, *22-Nov-1921, † 05-Oct-2004
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US comedian and actor
Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.


Woody Allen, *01-Dec-1935
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US writer, actor and director
Woody Allen
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