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Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells.

Jean Paul Getty       
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.

Walter Matthau       
Drop the question what tomorrow may bring, and count as profit every day that fate allows you.

Mahatma Gandhi
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.

Mahatma Gandhi       
Abraham Lincoln
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

Abraham Lincoln       
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.


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