12 quotes by P. J. O'Rourke
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© | Traffic is like a bad dog. It isn't important to look both ways when crossing the street. It's more important to not show fear.
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© | Parents should be given only a modest and sensible allowance. And they should be encouraged to save up for things. This builds character. It also helps pay for the funeral.
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© | Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year.
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