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P. J. O'Rourke©
Bureaucratic time, which is slower than geologic time but more expensive than time spent with Madame Claude's girls in Paris.

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P. J. O'Rourke©
Traffic is like a bad dog. It isn't important to look both ways when crossing the street. It's more important to not show fear.

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P. J. O'Rourke©
Parents should be given only a modest and sensible allowance. And they should be encouraged to save up for things. This builds character. It also helps pay for the funeral.

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P. J. O'Rourke©
A very quiet and tasteful way to be famous is to have a famous relation. Then you can not only be nothing, you can do nothing, too.

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P. J. O'Rourke©
Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year.

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P. J. O'Rourke©
When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.

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