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Kids, just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening.

Homer Simpson       
Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

David Frost       
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Homer Simpson       
If you have a child who is seven feet tall, you don't cut off his head or his legs. You buy him a bigger bed and hope he plays basketball.

Robert Altman       
There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson.

Bart Simpson       
P. J. O'Rourke©
Parents should be given only a modest and sensible allowance. And they should be encouraged to save up for things. This builds character. It also helps pay for the funeral.

P. J. O'Rourke       



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