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Kids, just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening.

Homer Simpson       
Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

David Frost       
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Homer Simpson       
If you have a child who is seven feet tall, you don't cut off his head or his legs. You buy him a bigger bed and hope he plays basketball.

Robert Altman       
P. J. O'Rourke©
Parents should be given only a modest and sensible allowance. And they should be encouraged to save up for things. This builds character. It also helps pay for the funeral.

P. J. O'Rourke       
There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson.

Bart Simpson