Pet Quotes
Top 10 Quotes about Pets


I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.

Marie Corelli       
No-one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.

Kin Hubbard       
Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.

Sue Murphy       
Peter O'Toole©
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

Peter O'Toole       
Isaac Asimov
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.

Isaac Asimov       
George Bernard Shaw
Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.

George Bernard Shaw       

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