Pie Quotes

12 quotes about pies

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe

My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth while I had the chance.

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

The state has no business in the bedrooms of the nation.

A good idea, only be sure to make a copy of everything before getting rid of it.

Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.