Pie Quotes

12 quotes about pies

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe

My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth while I had the chance.

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

The state has no business in the bedrooms of the nation.

Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

A good idea, only be sure to make a copy of everything before getting rid of it.