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Lottery
: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Ambrose Bierce
, 06/24/1842 -
US author
Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
P. J. O'Rourke
Scientists
tell us that the fastest animal on
earth
, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.
Dave Barry
The only way you can beat the
lawyers
is to die with nothing.
Will Rogers
Guns are always the best method for a privat
suicide
. They are more stylish looking than single-edged razor blades and natural gas has got so expensive.
Drugs
are too chancy. You might miscalculate the dosage and just have a good
time
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P. J. O'Rourke
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