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What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light.
Mark Twain
, 11/30/1835 - 04/21/1910
US author
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive
questions
your wife asks for nothing.
Joey Adams
The big difference between
sex
for
money
and
sex
for free is that
sex
for
money
costs less.
Brendon Francis
Personally, I don't think there's intelligent
life
on other
planets
. Why should other
planets
be any different from this one?
Bob Monkhouse
Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
Johnny Carson
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