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Lottery
: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Ambrose Bierce
, 06/24/1842 -
US author
When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your
life
in such a manner that when you
die
the world cries and you rejoice.
Indian Proverb
If at first you don't succeed... So much for
skydiving
.
Henry Youngman
Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!
Homer Simpson
I've been on a calendar but I have never been on
time
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Marilyn Monroe
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