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What would I do if I had only six months left to live? I'd type faster.
Isaac Asimov
, 01/02/1920 - 04/06/1992
US science fiction novelist & scholar
After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say "I WANT TO SEE THE MANAGER."
Willliam S. Burroughs
The difficulty lies, not in the new
ideas
, but in escaping the old ones, which ramify, for those brought up as most of us have been, into every corner of our
minds
.
John Maynard Keynes
I have so little
sex
appeal that my gynecologist calls me 'sir'.
Joan Rivers
Without the element of
uncertainty
, the bringing off of even, the greatest
business
triumph would be dull, routine, and eminently unsatisfying.
Jean Paul Getty
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