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Which painting in the National Gallery would I save if there was a
fire
? The one nearest the door of course.
George Bernard Shaw
, 07/26/1856 - 11/02/1950
Erse dramatist, author and Nobel Prize Laureate
Democracy
means
government
by
discussion
, but it is only effective if you can stop people talking.
Clement Attlee
I'm not feeling very well, I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest
golf
course.
Groucho Marx
No one needs to know about this except you, me and Mr. Soon-to-be-living-the-rest-of-his-short-
ass
-life-in-agonizing-pain-rapist here.
Marcellus Wallace
Ally MacLeod thinks that
tactics
are a new kind of mint.
Billy Connolly
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