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I've been accused of
vulgarity
. I say that's bullshit.
Mel Brooks
, 06/28/1926 -
US actor, writer, producer and director
Women
need a reason to have
sex
.
Men
just need a place.
Billy Crystal
No
diet
will remove all the fat from your body because the
brain
is entirely fat. Without a
brain
you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.
Covert Bailey
We are so
vain
that we even
care
for the
opinion
of those we don't
care
for.
Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach
The only way you can beat the
lawyers
is to die with nothing.
Will Rogers
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