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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Mark Twain
, 11/30/1835 - 04/21/1910
US author
Having
smoking
and non-
smoking
sections in the same room is like having urinating and non-urinating sections in a swimming pool.
Ross Parker
You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.
Rowan Atkinson
Contentment
is the only real
wealth
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Alfred Nobel
It is too difficult to think nobly when one thinks only of earning a living.
Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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