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Experience
is not what happens to a
man
; it is what a
man
does with what happens to him.
Aldous Huxley
, 07/26/1894 - 11/22/1963
English critic & novelist
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
Mel Brooks
Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what
nutrients
they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
Homer Simpson
Once a word has been allowed to
escape
, it cannot be recalled.
Horace
In the long run we are all dead.
John Maynard Keynes
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