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What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your
skin
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Mark Twain
, 11/30/1835 - 04/21/1910
US author
What does not kill me makes me stronger.
Friedrich Nietzsche
All that happens means
something
; nothing you do is ever insignificant.
Aldous Huxley
Most
human
beings have an almost infinite capacity for taking
things
for granted.
Aldous Huxley
And
God
said, 'Let there be
light
' and there was
light
, but the Electricity Board said he would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
Spike Milligan
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