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Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

Oscar Wilde, 10/16/1854 - 11/30/1900
Erse dramatist and author

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be.

Douglas Adams

If you are what you eat, then I'm fast, cheap and easy.

Anonymous

There is no gravity. The earth sucks.

Graf Fito

Peg, you can stab me with knives, you can beat me with clubs, you can make me open my eyes when we're having sex but there's no way on earth you can make me get a second job.

Al Bundy

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