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Intellectuals
solve
problems
; geniuses prevent them.
Albert Einstein
, 03/14/1879 - 04/18/1955
Nobel Prize Laureate (Physics)
I can't give you a sure-fire formula for
success
, but I can give you a formula for failure: try to please everybody all the time.
Herbert Bayard Swope
What happens if a big asteroid hits
Earth
? Judging from realistic
simulations
involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad.
Dave Barry
When a
thing
is funny, search it carefully for a hidden
truth
.
George Bernard Shaw
Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
David Frost
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