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Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.

Elbert Hubbard, 06/19/1856 - 05/07/1915
US author and publisher

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

Rodney Dangerfield

Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than yourself.

William Faulkner

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.

Emo Philips

There is no gravity. The earth sucks.

Graf Fito

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