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If something goes wrong, blame the guy who can't speak
English
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Homer Simpson
character in "The Simpsons"
One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.
Jeffrey Bernard
The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.
Peter Ustinov
I do not believe in the creed professed by the Jewish
Church
, by the Roman
Church
, by the Greek
Church
, by the Turkish
Church
, by the Protestant
Church
, nor by any
church
that I know of. My own mind is my own
church
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Thomas Paine
Write something, even if it's just a
suicide
note.
Gore Vidal
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