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Homer Simpson Quotes
Kids, just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening.
Homer Simpson
character in "The Simpsons"
If something goes wrong, blame the guy who can't speak
English
.
Homer Simpson
If you really want something in
life
you have to
work
for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the
lottery
numbers
.
Homer Simpson
Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to
listen
.
Homer Simpson
I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!
Homer Simpson
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