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Better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all
doubt
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Mark Twain
, 11/30/1835 - 04/21/1910
US author
When
women
are depressed they either eat or go shopping.
Men
invade another country.
Elayne Boosler
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Henny Youngman
Courage
is being scared to
death
- but saddling up anyway.
John Wayne
What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your
skin
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Mark Twain
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