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Gravitation
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Albert Einstein
, 03/14/1879 - 04/18/1955
Nobel Prize Laureate (Physics)
If you
die
in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
Sam Levenson
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
Mel Brooks
When you cook it should be an act of love. To put a frozen bag in the microwave for your child is an act of hate.
Raymond Blanc
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
Yogi Berra
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