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Let us so live that when we come to die even the
undertaker
will be sorry.
Mark Twain
, 11/30/1835 - 04/21/1910
US author
If you owe the
bank
$100 that's your problem. If you owe the
bank
$100 million, that's the
bank
's problem.
Jean Paul Getty
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Henny Youngman
Rembrandt
painted 700 pictures. Of these, 3,000 are still in existence.
Wilhelm Bode
Personally, I don't think there's intelligent
life
on other
planets
. Why should other
planets
be any different from this one?
Bob Monkhouse
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