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If you want to make
God
laugh, tell him your
future
plans.
Woody Allen
, 12/01/1935 -
US writer, actor and director
I don't make
jokes
. I just watch the
government
and report the
facts
.
Will Rogers
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole
government
working for you.
Will Rogers
Pretty women make us buy
beer
. Ugly women make us drink
beer
.
Al Bundy
Anyone who eats three meals a day should understand why cookbooks outsell sex
books
three to one.
L. M. Boyd
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