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Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Will Rogers, 11/04/1879 - 08/15/1935
US humorist & showman
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In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.
Yakov Smirnoff
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A successful man is one who can earn more money than his wife can possibly spend. A successful woman is one who can find that man.
Anonymous
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In politics stupidity is not a handicap.
Napoleon
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I didn't do it, no one saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything!
Bart Simpson
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