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When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the
airplane
takes off against the
wind
, not with it.
Henry Ford
, 07/30/1863 - 04/07/1947
Founder of the Ford Motor Company
There's a fine line between
fishing
and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
Steven Wright
I've been on a
diet
for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
Totie Fields
Sex
and
golf
are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them.
Kevin Costner
Christmas
is a time when people of all religions come together to worship
Jesus
Christ.
Bart Simpson
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